What if rocks are actually soft, but tense up when we touch them
Dude how stoned are you?
IS THAT SOME SORT OF FUCKING PUN!
(via 5secsofsumm3r)
Things that are creepy:
- Persistence after someone has said NO or STOP, or has made it clear they are not interested in your advances
- Invalidating someone’s “no”
- Only stopping your advances when somebody informs you they are taken (you are telling this person their “no” alone is not enough, which means you do not respect them)
- Asking “why” when somebody rejects your advances
- Asking “why not” when somebody refuses to give you their phone number
(via hazfuckedlou)
the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding
(Source: jessicanights, via summer-in-winterfell)
I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
(via leisuringluke)
Go on ANON and tell me what you think of me. I do not want to know who it is, at all. Don’t tell me who it is, don’t give me hints, don’t say your screen name. Tell me exactly what you think of me. Don’t sugarcoat things. Don’t lie. If you hate me, tell me why. Tell me what I’m doing wrong. If you like me, tell me why. Tell me exactly what you think of me.
(Source: dopeenigguh, via 5sosluke)
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
NOPE
NOT RISKING IT
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